i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here
would a unicorn with two horns be called a twonicorn
it would be called a goat
- YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR LIKING IT FIRST
- YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN FOR BUYING MORE MERCHANDISE
- YOU ARE NOT A BETTER FAN BECAUSE YOU’VE MET THEM
- JUST SHUT UP AN APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT SOMEONE ENJOYS THE SAME THING YOU DO
Jared + twitter pictures (part 2)